February 2012
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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buttduchess: i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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And now we shall commence the intense fangirling that will cause me to lose the six or seven followers I gained while I was on vacation and wasn’t posting anything.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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jpierrepontcriss: you know how people say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”? actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away so if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity until you are dead, just like your dreams
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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adamusprime: when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up would you be a lawyer because that would give you a very comfortable lifestyle
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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barafundlebay: reichenbachs: I do this thing where, while I’m reading something, I obsessively highlight and un-highlight and re-highlight all the text over and over again. I know I’m not the only one. Where are the rest of you. Show yourselves. oh my fucking god. I didn’t understand what this post was saying until I re-read it and realized that I was doing it even as I was...
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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martinfreemans: did you guys know that under toilets there are these wax rings that ~seal it to the ground or something? did you also know that they kind of look like they could be a dessert especially if you’re like eight years old or something basically what i’m trying to say is that one i bit into the wax seal that was supposed to go on my grandmother’s new toilet thinking that it was...
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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in which kevin and i are our usual weird selves
me: it must be sad to be a hobbit. to go your whole life without knowing the pleasures of socks.
kevin: it's a hard knock life down in hobbiton.
me: the shire raises 'em tough.
kevin: primordial gangsters.
me: haven't you heard the hit rap song "no church in the shire"?
kevin: who hasn't? it's what all the cool hobbits listen to these days.
me: all of middle earth seems to be jamming to "orcs in paris".
kevin: ball so hard suaron wanna kill me. first, his orcs gotta find me. what's fifty rings to a mothafucka like me, can you please remind me. ball so hard, i got the one ring.
me: she said fro' can we get married at golden haaaaaaall? i said look, you need to crawl 'fore you ballll. aragorn ain't do it right if you ask me, if i was him i woulda married arwen and gimli.
kevin: men say i'm the illest, 'cause i'm sufferin' from realness, got my niggas in gondor, and they goin' gorillas.
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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reasons to keep going even when everything else sucks new book smell warm and gooey chocolate chip cookies driving with the windows down at night when light refracts into rainbows sand in your toes snow days tire swings sun-faded, well-worn t-shirts laughing so much it hurts
Feb 17th
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whenever i post on facebook about the social network i still feel like mark zuckerberg is watching me
Feb 17th
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cynicismandspunk replied to your post: laughing out loud at something online but luckily… My sister, ladies and gentlemen.
Feb 17th
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me: oh my god so then i lived my life and it was amazing, amazing i tell you and then this other stuff happened and a lot more stuff and omg i can't believe i didn't tell you this happened and then some other stuff blah blah blah yeah i know, but then some other stuff happened and then i went home and i dealt with more things that happened can you believe that can you
jordan: omg
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Happy Valentine’s Day.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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“Hank, it seems to me that one of the points of being alive is that we get to pay...”
– John Green, (x) submitted by: -kimt (via fyeahvlogbrothersquotes)
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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me: will you be my valentine
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me: its okay take your time
Feb 14th
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st3phascope: master-dik: i don’t know how to survive school anymore  ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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brianblessed: If this was the 1600’s i’d have been married for 5 years by now plus i’d have 8 children and i’d die next week simpler times
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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probablymagic replied to your post: crying i am the ultimate cliche white person i… my best friend and I used to play a game called “things white people like” and we started it whenever anyone mentioned coldplay coldplay starbucks gentrification north face, REI, patagonia  the food network
Feb 13th
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crying i am the ultimate cliche white person i love coldplay
Feb 13th
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sorry i know bono is this amazing man and philanthropist but i can’t take anyone seriously if i’ve never seen their eyes before and i’ve never seen him without sunglasses on
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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