December 2010
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“At one point in Sherlock Holmes, I remember he retired to the country and...”
– Daniel Radcliffe, on what he thinks Harry should do after the defeat of Voldemort (via holymotherofhnng)
“Where’s Harry?” “Oh, he’s out in the garden, bird watching.”
(via younopoo)
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When you're at home watching tv and a commercial...
legssadovsky asked: EXCUSE ME PRETENTIOUS HIPSTA BIOTCH
loljk i dont call people biotches.
trolololol
& damn straight it was inspired by me. i am awesome.
& how did you expect me to read that? I AM BLIND. THAT WAS SMALL FONT, WOMAN.
loljk i dont call people biotches.
trolololol
& damn straight it was inspired by me. i am awesome.
& how did you expect me to read that? I AM BLIND. THAT WAS SMALL FONT, WOMAN.
Anonymous asked: how do you make your text bigger in posts?
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legssadovsky asked: is the last time in your about me because of me
is it
it is, isn't it?
is it
it is, isn't it?
Anonymous asked: how do you make your text bigger in posts?
It's New Year's Eve and I'm ordering Chinese food.
It feels kind of like a slap in the face to the Chinese people, since their new year isn’t until February 3.
I’M WILD AND CRAZY, BITCHES BETTA WATCH YO’ BACKS.
I CAN’T BE TAMED.
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raisedbythesummersun asked: i can't stop laughing at your blog, and its amazing, because i could swear we're twins. we like all of the same things. its hilarious. you're blog is amazing. happy new yeaarr!
raisedbythesummersun asked: i can't stop laughing at your blog, and its amazing, because i could swear we're twins. we like all of the same things. its hilarious. you're blog is amazing. happy new yeaarr!
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When someone asks me, "How's your love life?"
seeingwithears:
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When your mom comes in and asks you if you're on...
“No!”
“Tell me the truth!”
“I swear!”
And in your head the whole time you’re just thinking “I’M NOT ON FACEBOOK, I’M ON TUMBLR!”
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Whenever a tumblr error message comes up, I think...
“NO, TUMBLR, NO. YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME. I AM ONE OF YOUR MOST LOYAL PATRONS. NOW BRING BACK MY DASH. DO IT NOW.”
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Even while watching "The Parent Trap" as a child,...
“Oh, what’s this? Someone who looks EXACTLY LIKE ME? How curious. We can’t possibly be related, though.”
“Oh, this person ALSO has the same birthday as me? Weird, but not unheard of.”
“We both only have half a picture of our parents? Okay, not suspicious at all.”
And then,
OH MY FUCKING GOD, WE’RE TWINS!
that’s not to say i...
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The Twilight Saga in Haikus:
epitomeofcameron:
A vampire named Edward Cullen starts to stalk A girl with no life.
She wants undead sex But she settles for werewolves Who hate wearing shirts.
Bella cries for months And if we skip to the end She has a baby.
The werewolf is a Pedophile, but who knew? Stephenie Meyer.
Everyone rereads All the Harry Potter books. Look! Literature!
Accurate.
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A Harry Potter story told in haikus.
loveisthewar:
epitomeofcameron:
Harry Potter is An orphan with a cool scar. All Voldemort’s fault.
Voldemort is not A sweet, hip tattoo artist. He is a dark lord.
When I say dark lord I do not mean Black Jesus. I mean a bad guy.
- Cameron Carpenter
stop being so funny.
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Dear unfollower,
You obviously don’t know quality when you see it.
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To the people who pronounce Target "Tar-jay":
You are not classy.
You ain’t no French-ass girl drinking coffee in front of the Louvre.
This ain’t no deb-u-tante ball, bitches.
Get your ghetto ass off of its soapbox and come back down to earth.
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j-anetsnakehole asked: 12
j-anetsnakehole asked: 11
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Not being able to get my skinny jeans off
kaplowboom:
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when people compare their relationships to Romeo...
wherestheinnocence:
I’m sorry did you ever read it
Everybody dies
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j-anetsnakehole asked: Hey.
Hey you.
In the new year.
Maybe a Saturday.
Let's hang out.
K.
Cool.
Hey you.
In the new year.
Maybe a Saturday.
Let's hang out.
K.
Cool.
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever been interested in a guy or not? What would it take for you to like a guy? (Stupid boys and their penises!) I'm single too its just sometime I think, you know it would be nice to have a boyfriend that isn't a complete douche of course.
mysterysongs:
What I like about this blog is...
My new OTP is Ron/Chicken.
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That awkward moment when you realize the world...
purpderp:
deekayyyy:
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Anonymous asked: Haha thanks for clearing that up! You are beautiful, by the way.
unknownwind asked: Hai,
Felt like saying hi 'cause of your post, so hi. *waves*
Felt like saying hi 'cause of your post, so hi. *waves*
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Anonymous asked: Haha thanks for clearing that up! You are beautiful, by the way.
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Anonymous asked: Wait, I'm a new follower and I'm a bit confused. Are you a boy or a girl? And what's your name?
unknownwind asked: Hai,
Felt like saying hi 'cause of your post, so hi. *waves*
Felt like saying hi 'cause of your post, so hi. *waves*
This is a post dedicated to my new followers:
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While we were watching Deathly Hallows last night,...
“I get why they made seven Harrys, I guess… But wouldn’t it have been smarter to make, like, seven Hermiones? Or seven Lupins?”
This was me:
What I thought I’d use my license for:
Adventures
Hanging out with friends
Going shopping
What I actually use my license for:
Running errands for my mom
Getting chicken nuggets at Wendy’s
Getting chicken nuggets at Wendy’s while running errands for my mom
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"Welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister, would...
And some earplugs too, thanks.
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ijusthadsex:
alittleriddle:
IF YOU’RE EVER...
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Last night I saw Deathly Hallows for the third...
I felt like a boss because my brother kept asking questions and I had all the answers because I’m a total winner.
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My First Day At Hogwarts:
loveisthewar:
epitomeofcameron:
Dumbledore: And as you are put in your respective houses, you can earn and lose points for your team. At the end of the year, with all the points tallied, whomever has the most will win the House Cup!
Cameron: How does one exactly get points?
Dumbledore: By winning games, showing character, being exceptional in one’s self.
Cameron: Is there a chart or...