February 2011
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I guess I should go do my homework.
January 2011
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When people my age talk about how much they 'love'...
gamegirl168:
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and i’m sitting there like……..
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Watchlordvoldemortisakurtsie:
lawyerupasshole:
Jesse eisenberg at Conan O brien show (2009.9.30)
- Talking about “the changes after becoming ‘rising star’”
Conan - Do you know which Jonas brother she thought you were?
Jesse - No, I suppose there must be an unattractive one.
I love Jesse’s voice.
And then he mugged me.
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People who connect their tumblr feed to their...
That BBC journalist who went on the air in his...
He reminds me why I look up to journalists and actually want to go into that line of work, even when so many of them are smarmy leeches.
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thestarsaremylimit:
If You Were Born In The 90s,...
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heyhargitay:
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...
What I think I look like when I dance:
What I actually look like when I dance:
norfolks:
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Letting the Dogs Out
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is letting the dogs out and not telling anybody it was me. I’m sorry to everyone who got hurt.
[Male, 23]
All these years I’ve been wondering at the answer to this unsolved mystery, and it was here all along. It was you, anonymous 23-year-old male. It was you all along.
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lucy-vanpelt:
YOU SAY YES
I SAY NO
YOU SAY...
It's 58 degrees inside my house and I'm wearing...
WHEN WILL THE HEATING PEOPLE FIX THIS DAMN THING?
Well, I know when it’s NOT going to be. It’s NOT going to be tomorrow, since we have six inches of snow and they already called school.
mysterysongs:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam.
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I'm watching the Awards Watch Roundtable with the...
James Franco looks like he’s going to die of exhaustion.
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Giving You Up
medoly:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is giving you up. I let you down, I ran around and deserted you. I made you cry and I said goodbye. I told a lie and hurt you.
[Female, 20]
fizzlebutwithabang:
composedofnows replied to your post: composedofnows replied to your post:…
SORRRRRY MY RIGHT-HANDEDNESS IS AT THE CLEANERS ALONG WITH MY DIGNITY AND MY LACK OF AWKWARDNESS, YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG!
TORI
TORI
TORI
OH MY GOD TORI
OMG
TORI
YOU WIN
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Reason #894,312 to love SparkNotes
For blogs like Dan Bergstein's "Blogging Breaking Dawn."
Prediction:
Stephenie Meyer's editor has a few questions. He visits Castle Twilight to speak to the author.
EDITOR: Hi, Steph. Got the new pages. It looks fantastic. Great stuff. But why aren't Jasper and the other Cullens tempted by the cup of blood that Bella spilled?
MEYER: [Stroking her evil pet opossum] Fool…do you really think my readers would care about such things when a beautiful child that shall shine like the moon is about to be brought into the world?
EDITOR: Right. But the thing is, you made a big deal about human blood and how Jasper can't control himself.
MEYER: [Getting louder as lightning strikes in the background] And the child shall be glorious and perfect in ways we mortals cannot comprehend, for this babe will be as strong as a mountain and as fierce as a hawk swooping through the delicate winds of passion on the—
EDITOR: That's neat, but there's copious amounts of human blood splattered all over the house. It doesn't make sense for the vampires to sit idly by.
MEYER: [Gazing out her stone window] The child will have the voice of angels and hair like that of a baby unicorn. The child's eyes will be two perfect pools of perfect water so perfect you can see not only your reflection in them, but also the reflection of your future self, for its eyes will bend time and space with their beauty—
EDITOR: OK. So you don't care about consistency? You just care about babies? Is that it?
MEYER: [Walks over to her pet hyena and strokes its fur] The child's laugh will bring tears of joy to everyone, and even to the trees. The trees, they will weep. They will weep a weep that no poem can capture. The tears of the trees shall fall onto the loam and—
EDITOR: You're just spouting gibberish and trying to make it sound smart, aren't you?
MEYER: [Wraps her pet cobra around her neck while feeding her pet shark] And the despondent wind will answer like laborious rain on the rooftops of heartache as the soft melancholy feet of those young souls trot hopelessly on the loam of antiquity.
EDITOR: Uh-huh. I'm also cutting the scene in which Quil takes Claire to the dentist. It was too erotic and abhorrent.
MEYER: [Laughs] You think you can control me, do you? You think you hold the power? Then I banish you! I banish you to realms of ice and fear!
EDITOR: Um. OK. I'll get going. By the way, where do werewolf tails go and what's the deal with Alice?
MEYER: OUT! [Lightning crashes]
WatchWhat happens to boiling water at -22 C.
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The way writing a paper works for me:
Write a paragraph
Get on tumblr
Write another paragraph
Get back on tumblr
Write another paragraph
Time to get back on tumblr!
And so on and so forth.
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I wonder if Ash ever hears the Danny Phantom theme...
Bitch please, I already caught them all.
“I’m trying to –- OK –- to think of how to phrase it. A very strange experience....”
– Jesse Eisenberg, on being nominated for an Academy Award. (via gespenster)
ESPECIALLY ANDREW.
The Academy didn't nominate Andrew because he...
That’s the only excuse I can give.
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That time Andrew Garfield doesn't get an Oscar Nom
-thesocialnetwork:
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