January 2012
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The only thing I know for sure about 2012 is that...
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2011
I’m known around these parts (by which I mean tumblr, and my school, and home) for being able to do something with words and pictures, so I’m going to string a few together here and hope for the best. Check it out after the jump.
I live my years on a school schedule and, to be honest, most of my junior year blurs together between November and February. So we’re skipping over...
December 2011
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Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
The most perfect things in life:
Tire swings
Crystal chandeliers
The Great Gatsby
Grilled cheese
Golden sunsets on the beach
The ridges along your spine
Big warm red hoodies
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sailortits:
do you ever do the thing where you’re like talking to your friends and half way through a sentence you realize no one cares no one’s listening and they can’t wait for you to shut up and then you wonder why you even TALK
my sister and i are constantly devising ways to...
Me: We could say that, since we’re eleven years apart in age, we don’t really know each other that well and would like to take this as an opportunity to become closer!
Ashley: Great idea!
Our brother: That would never work. People would rat you out. What you need is to have Mom and Dad kidnapped and then say you met when the first search party came together.
Ashley: And we never...
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Police officer: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: tumblr is crashing again
Nearly every interaction I have with my parents:
lol my blog has less continuity than a season of glee
I hate when patrons at my work stay for like two hours after they’ve finished their dinner and end up being the last people in the restaurant while I sit around waiting for them to leave so I can clear their table and leave, too.
Sometimes I just want to grab them and go,
“THIS IS NOT YOUR HOME. AND WHEREVER YOUR HOME IS, YOU SHOULD LEAVE AND GO TO IT.”
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When you’re at home and you just want to be doing something with friends but then you do something with friends and you just want to be at home.
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rules of tumblr
blogsaretough:
don’t have this theme:
that’s it
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getyourassbeat replied to your video: Mary Kate and Ashley perform their original hit…
youtube.com/watch?v…
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geromy:
there are still some people i’ve followed for a while now but still don’t really talk to, for whatever reason, but we reblog shit from each other all the time and sometimes i look at their icon and i’m like
yeah we homies
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my parents: whatcha jammin' to over there?
me: ni.........
me: ........
me: gentlemen in paris.
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I bought myself “Harry Potter: From screen to page” for Christmas using my mother’s credit card and then gave it to her to wrap for me.
Only Best gift I ever got myself.
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sanfran:
rachelayne:
sanfran:
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
a summary of the movie "abduction"
taylor lautner: i just feel different. i walk around like everyone else, but... i'm different.
my sister and me at the same time: because you're a werewolf.
sigourney weaver: because you've been trained to be a spy.
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all i want for christmas is
for the neighbors to stop setting off fireworks it’s 1 am why are you doing this
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imjustaboywithadream:
oh shit do you know what tomorrow is
new camera day for thousands of fucking morons
which means fucking thousands pictures of sepia tinted pictures of eyes and lawn chairs
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sometimes i sit in bed and think about how many people i’d like to punch in the face because they’re in love and i’m not
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I just called my dog “Snarls Barkley” and then yelled, “IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE’S A DOG!” and no one was listening but I just sat alone on the couch and laughed hysterically to myself while my dad stared at me like he was worried.
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Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows.
Joey: So, Tori, you said you liked the movie? Enough to see it with us again?
Me: It was so gay.
Patrick: I thought you said you liked it?
Me: No, literally, it was so gay. Holmes and Watson are in love with each other. Watch for it.
Fifteen minutes into the movie...
Joey: THEY ARE SO IN LOVE.
Me: I KNOW.
When Holmes and Watson are at the gypsy camp...
Me: THEY'RE BICKERING LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE.
Patrick: BECAUSE THEY'RE GAY.
When Holmes and Watson are dancing at the peace summit:
Me: GAY.
Joey: GAY.
Patrick: GAY.
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“Oh my God, I am so screwed if anyone I know finds my blog!”
– Girls whom run blogs which consist entirely of reblogged pictures of hair and Starbucks and shit. (via meaningfuldomainnamehere)