Hank, it seems to me that one of the points of being alive is that we get to pay attention. We get to both participate in and observe this weird universe that is simultaneously, like, stunningly elegant and completely heartless.
i'm tori, and if you're looking for a teenage girl who cries over dobby the elf, benedict cumberbatch's face, and the fact that the social network didn't win best picture, then you've come to the right place. welcome.
i give a fuck about an oxford comma.
I USE CAPS LOCK A LOT.
i think i'm funny but i'm probably not.
and i'm the coolest bitch on earth, goddammit.