I was planning on spending my Valentine’s Day with Tyler Durden and my fictional boyfriend Matthew Crawley, but then work called so now I’m hastily scarfing salad before I get ready and go to work at 4:30.
i'm tori, and if you're looking for a teenage girl who cries over dobby the elf, benedict cumberbatch's face, and the fact that the social network didn't win best picture, then you've come to the right place. welcome.
i give a fuck about an oxford comma.
I USE CAPS LOCK A LOT.
i think i'm funny but i'm probably not.
and i'm the coolest bitch on earth, goddammit.