me: oh my god so then i lived my life and it was amazing, amazing i tell you and then this other stuff happened and a lot more stuff and omg i can't believe i didn't tell you this happened and then some other stuff blah blah blah yeah i know, but then some other stuff happened and then i went home and i dealt with more things that happened can you believe that can you
i'm tori, and if you're looking for a teenage girl who cries over dobby the elf, benedict cumberbatch's face, and the fact that the social network didn't win best picture, then you've come to the right place. welcome.
i give a fuck about an oxford comma.
I USE CAPS LOCK A LOT.
i think i'm funny but i'm probably not.
and i'm the coolest bitch on earth, goddammit.