in which kevin and i are our usual weird selves
- me: it must be sad to be a hobbit. to go your whole life without knowing the pleasures of socks.
- kevin: it's a hard knock life down in hobbiton.
- me: the shire raises 'em tough.
- kevin: primordial gangsters.
- me: haven't you heard the hit rap song "no church in the shire"?
- kevin: who hasn't? it's what all the cool hobbits listen to these days.
- me: all of middle earth seems to be jamming to "orcs in paris".
- kevin: ball so hard suaron wanna kill me. first, his orcs gotta find me. what's fifty rings to a mothafucka like me, can you please remind me. ball so hard, i got the one ring.
- me: she said fro' can we get married at golden haaaaaaall? i said look, you need to crawl 'fore you ballll. aragorn ain't do it right if you ask me, if i was him i woulda married arwen and gimli.
- kevin: men say i'm the illest, 'cause i'm sufferin' from realness, got my niggas in gondor, and they goin' gorillas.
3 months ago on 17
February 2012 @ 12:05am
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sarmentum said:
you would definitely get along with me, my roommate, and our friend bronte.
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