My blog is 100% serious and you should take everything I post seriously because it’s all serious.

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolfpack. My greatest achievement is having eaten a family-sized box of KRAFT shells and cheese in one sitting. I am in several people’s phones as “Hermione”, probably because I can’t draw, but also because I’m awesome. I am flawless; I have two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. Justin Timberlake wrote “Señorita” about me. I am the youngest of three by 11 years. I aspire to one day be as apathetic about one thing as Robert Pattinson is about everything. I’m musically inclined, but only if you squint. Subtlety is my greatest weakness. I fancy myself “nerdy chic” but I think I’m probably just nerdy. I require two AA batteries, sold separately.

Things I blog about:

• Doctor Who
• Harry Potter
• Macaroni and cheese
• The Social Network
• Sherlock
• Homoerotic subtext
• Finding homoerotic subtext in The Social Network and Sherlock
• Brownies
• My first-world problems
• Parks & Recreation
• The Hunger Games
• Superheroes

“The best thing about the Internet is that you can quote something and then completely bullshit the source.” - Thomas Jefferson